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rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

38 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
17 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #parks and rec #andy dwyer 

tonystarks:

tonystarks:

tonystarks:

life changing, i tell you

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life changing

apparently his wife scoots too

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and his daughter

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where has this knowledge existed all my life

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hugh jackman is a very serious action star with a very seriously life who very seriously plays wolverine a very serious xman

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he’s a very serious man

17 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

notmusa:

feralhousewife:

PARKOUR PIG

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19 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

19 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

21 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

tastefullyoffensive:

“Bye honey, I’m off to work.” [x]

21 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

sarah-the-artiste:

21 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #BBC Sherlock #brooklyn 99 

gaydicks420:

nothing can hurt you when you genuinely love rick astleys never gonna give you up

22 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

22 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
1, 81, 119, 127, 133, 148, 150

Anonymous

Awesome! Didnt think anyone would ask hahah.
 
 1.Who was the last person you held hands with?
    My friend Jeremy, we were at a party and had a little bit too much to drink, details and what occurred doesn’t matter
  81. Favourite tv show?
        It really depends on what show I watched last - yeah I’m one of those indecisive types. But I think I’d have to go with supernatural
  119. Favourite book?
          It’s gotta be the Count of Monte Cristo by Dumas. Was a total bitch to read though - its suuuuper long and theres a lot of references about law,but its totally worth a read
  127. What makes you happy?
          Geeze that really depends on how deep of a funk I’m in, but a warm cup of tea and a good comedy show always seems to help. Plus stupid animal videos, I have a total soft spot for them
   133.Favourite lyrics right now?
          Well I went and watched the lego movie the other day and that god damn “Everything is Awesome” song has been stuck in my head. Im not sure if that counts. 
   148.Favourite quote?
          I’ve really been saying “cause thats how you get ants!” a lot at the moment because of Archer,but I actually have too many to choose.
   150.Get the book closest to you, open it to page 42, whats the first line?
           ”Emergency dance party?”

22 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #ask #thanks for the ask though #anonymous #Anonymous 
22 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #archer #this guy though #kreager 
Wait, these are actually super cute questions.
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1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?  (via tchitsnathan)

These are really good. Drop a number or a few in my inbox :)

please please please please please!!!

(via speakofthedevil425)

22 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #guys pleeeeease im so bored #holidays are boring #ask me anything guys nothing is off limits 

Watch out, you don’t push me any further
You’re not the only one walking ‘round with a loaded gun
This little girl is capable of murder ‘cause you hurt her

23 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #the last of us 

rollingrabbit:

Digimon Time!!

1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #digimon