Australians on Tumblr Part 2
Part 1: x
who the heck is running Denny’s tumblr
*clears throat* if i looked you up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of cute- *coughs* i mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, thered- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked cute up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of me- *drops cards* i, uh *flusters* the, um *panics* the dictionary thinks you’re cute
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
you think you’re hot but that’s because you just got burnt
How I get dressed in the morning - (1/2)
this is fucking with my brain
I am confused and aroused.