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lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

2 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
5 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
5 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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5 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Kat Dennings’ Lipton Tea Ad [X]

6 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

crabschtickz:

imperialdalek:

sobbingmathematically:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world of 

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this one. this was worth reblogging.

7 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

rubycosmos:

marielikestodraw:

Samuel L Jackson decided that red and green lightsabers were a stupidass decision. \o/

He said it, he said the thing.

7 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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15 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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15 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #hannibal #will graham 

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

16 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

assbuttmcgee:

mr-radical:

feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with

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#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with

16 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

loboto:

i want to have degrees in everything. writing. acting. slaughtering men. video game design.

16 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

16 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
billiondollar-babies:

srsly

billiondollar-babies:

srsly

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

The facts were these… Pushing Daisies: a summary

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #pushing daisies